Tag: humor

Espresso with Elephants

Espresso Anywhere

Shut up and take my money, Handpresso, maker of portable espresso machines.

To be honest, you had me at “Hand” but then you really nailed it with the “presso” part. How did you know I was the perfect person to which to send that press release this morning?

At any rate, I can’t wait to use you:

Before elephants trample me.

Espresso with Elephants

Or while I’m paragliding in Austria.

Paragliding with espresso

Come to think of it, I may not be worldly enough to buy your portable espresso sets. But I do like the idea of being able to have a cup of espresso anywhere, anytime. Good luck!

Conan O’Brien Invents a Museum I Wish Existed


I tuned in to Conan last night to see one of the best sketches in ages. Conan enlists the help of Corbin Bernsen to present the Museum of Pop Culture References, a fictional museum for viewers who are too young to get Conan’s jokes. Wouldn’t that be a great idea for a real museum?